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A Guide to Speedrun death


Bob123

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DID YOU EVER WANT TO DIE? NO? THEN GO AWAY NERD!!!!!!!1!1!1 IF YOU WANT TO DIE FOLLOW THESE STEPS

1. CHOOSE ASSISTANT! IF YOU CHOOSE CAP THIS WILL NOT WORK!!!
2. FIND THE KITCHEN 

3. ENTER THE KITCHEN AND START BAKING SHIT!!!
4. THE CHEF WILL GET ANGRY AND ATTACK YOU!!!
5. PUNCH THE CHEF TO MAKE HIM GO ANGRY!!
6. HE WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND HIDE YOUR BODY!!
 

if you followed these steps you successfully died. If you have any questions or problems with dying tell me them and I can try to help.

(For legal reasons I do not advise you to be a shitter and die. Death Corp™️ is not responsible for any bwoinks)

 

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  • 3 weeks later...
19 hours ago, linger said:

"an easier way is to choose any really unimportant job and simply do /suicide" 🤓👆

(Btw how do you reply to other people)

 

"'an easier way is to choose any really unimportant job and simply do /suicide'" 🤓👆🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

dipshit, there's a quote button below your message NERDDDDDDDD (joking don't dox me pls)

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its the guy whos gonna ban hitler question mark

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
On 1/23/2024 at 2:05 PM, MoistCr1TiKaL said:

"'an easier way is to choose any really unimportant job and simply do /suicide'" 🤓👆🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

dipshit, there's a quote button below your message NERDDDDDDDD (joking don't dox me pls)

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194.23.2.125.255

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