Yoi_Ishiya Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 A letter from station Barratry Parody of: A letter from camp Granada by Allan Sherman Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at station Barratry Station is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops meteor showering. I went to hydroponics with the captain They developed red cap mushrooms You remember the dear captain He got amotixin poisoning last night after dinner All the chefs hate the botanists And the maint has rat invaders And the HOS wants no sissies So he reads to us from Machiavelli Now I don't want this should scare ya' But my crewmate is a syndicate You remember salvage party They're about to organize a searching party Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah Take me home, I hate Barratry Don't leave me out in space where I might get eaten by a bear Take me home, I promise I will Not make noise, or mess the station with Other boys, oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole hour Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah How's my precious little bruddah Let me come home if you miss me I would even let Morty hug and kiss me Wait a minute, it's stopped exploding Guys are drinking, guys are eating Playing ragecage, gee that's bettah Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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