hunketheclown

miscreants

Cash (I used to go around mugging people on SS13 and the admins were cool with it as long as I didnt steal IDs) and vending machines with goofy stuff you can save up for) Butts/butt removal/farting/butt hats/butt recipes/buttbots vuvuzelas polaroid cameras

I encourage whichever solution is the most annoying/cruel in that particular context

AI Journalist that basically exists to annoy sec and do talk shows on the station intercomm Job-of-the-day jobs that actually have unique equipment and roles that chance the "flavor" of the station (research, agriculture, etc etc etc)

Goonstation style gang mode Wizard Ive never encountered queen spider but that sounds cool i guess

You can have your lame cat people once we get removable butts, buttbots, butt hats, space pods, the loaf processor, adventure z levels, and full 3d first person mode. Have a nice day.