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One day while Andy was honking. Woody got honky. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked and touched his loud and annoying bike horn. He approached Andy which startled him and made him honk his bike horn harder then ever which squirted out banana juice everywhere on the floor and Woody too. Being drenched in his banana juice made him honkier than ever!
Woody grabbed a bunch of space lube and rubbed it all over his head.
Woody then sprayed the lube all over Andy and the floor, they had made a slip and slide, flying across the hallway! Unfortunately there was a breach in space near the end of it, so Andy and Woody flew out and never returned!